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1. Why was Karl Marx buried at High gate Cemetery in London?

- Because he was dead!

2. What odd number becomes even when beheaded?

- Seven (Seven - E = even)

3. Why is the letter E like London?

- It is the capital in England.

4. What has four wheels and flies?

- A garbage truck.

5. What kind of running means walking?

- Running out of gas!

6. What stays hot even if you put it in a refrigerator?

- Pepper!

7. What can"t be used unless broken?

- Eggs!

8. What two words contain thousands of letters?

- Post office.

9. What has nothing but a head and a tail?

- A coin.

10. What did the big chimney say to the little chimney while working?

- You are too young to smoke!

11. What has three hands but only one face?

- A clock.

12. Why is the letter "E" so important?

- Because it is the beginning of "everything"!

13. Who works only one day in the year but never gets fired?

- Santa Clause.

14. When can you have something and nothing at the same time in your pocket?

- When you have a hole in your pocket!

15. Where can you always find money?

- In a dictionary.

16. Why do fish live in water?

- Because cats cannot swim!

17. What is black when it is clean, and white when it is dirty?

- A blackboard.

18. Why are grandpa"s false teeth like stars?

- Because they come out at night!

19. What word is pronounced wrong even by native English speakers?

- The word "wrong"!

20. What will make more noise in your house than a dog?

- Two dogs.


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